Openers Collection

1. Primp (Harmless)

First, here is the frame you're using for this opener: "You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!" You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs. You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up. "NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!" Continue with push/pull if you wish... "But wait..." and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it up. Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club.

2. PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!! (LowRider69)

Chill outside the club and open ghetto style. "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT..." If the girl turns around, jump into photos with the digi-cam... If the girls ignore you, "PSSSSSSSSSST" louder. Fucking hilarious. When you feel lazy and the chick is walking by... "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!"

3. Rich (Herbal, Tyler Durden)

Which one of you is the richest? Them: "Blah." Ok, you get to be my sugar mama, then. But hmm.... we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook? (Pretty fun and opens easily. A variation of "Are you rich?")

4. Ricki Lake (Mystery)

Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him he's got an admirer, but he won't find out whom until he's live on the set. So maybe it'll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be a guy. What would you do if you were him? (Good for occupying the obstacle of a 2-set for your wing.)

5. Ring (Unchaste)

For older chicks without wedding rings. Walk near her and give heavy EC. Then look at her hands.

Hi. I was just looking for something. Her: "What?" A ring. The kind of ring that should never come off. Even in the shower. The kind of ring that you would be naked without.

6. Ring Pop (Identity-X)

Take a ring-pop. (Candy you wear like a diamond ring). Approach and say, "Hey, wanna be me wife?" and put the ring on her finger. Her: WTF? Laughs. Then tell her she has to wear it for the rest of the night or else you'll call the wedding off.

7. The Rules (David Shade)

In a bookstore reading The Rules. "Excuse me!" Her: "Yes?" You: "Have you heard of this book? The Rules? It is a book of dating tips for women. Such as: ‘a woman should never call a man.' Is that effective?" The conversation can moved in other directions concerning relationships.


8. Sale of the Century (T)

You can open any set if you SELL it. Really act it out, enthusiasim is contagious. Open sets with total stupidities like, "Do you like apple juice?" Whether they say yes or no you can just go into what I call the "Sale of the Century Theory". Continue the conversation past the question by just chucking in random (even bullshitted) facts. Example: "How can you not like apple juice, goddam it it can cure arthritis...and your hands look a little stiff at the moment too, lets go get you some apple juice." If you SELL it, be enthusiastic (but don't look like a psycho) 90% they will come and get "apple juice" (or whatever) with you. "Sale of the Century" theory states that as long ass you sell the opener and then follow it with some crazy fact it can both open, DHV, and provide ample reason to venue change.

9. Seattle Girlfriend (Tyler Durden)

Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he's up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they're out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them they're just hanging out, and a few of them they're like kissing or whatever while they're out walking. Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures, and he sees that she's woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they're kissing, and left the ones where they're just hanging out. He goes to her and says, "Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?" She says it's because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didn't want him to have them. But he can't figure out if she's psycho or if it's legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn't look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn't judge the pics like that.

The girls will either say: It's totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more. Or: But he's only known her a few months. I wouldn't do that on a guy I just met. Or: She has a boyfriend!

Immediately reply: He doesn't care about that. He's busy. He just doesn't want her deleting his pics!

10. Sexy Monkey (Tenmagnet)

Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, he's two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said, "Sexy Monkey." Like WTF?!? I didn't teach him that... NO REALLY I DIDN'T He's been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.

11. Shoes (Mystery)

I see you're wearing boots/sandles/heels/dress shoes/sneakers. I think they are pretty funky looking. I wouldn't look good in those but if I wanted to buy a pair where could I get them.

12. Simpsons (Gunwitch)

Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she's a sexy bitch and he's a deadbeat who fucks up all the time. (Talk about The Simpsons for a while.)

13. Sincere Compliment (Papa)

You: Hey...are you someone confident enough to accept a sincere compliment?!!!
Her: Hee...hee. Sure.
You: Cooool. Me too!! Hey, you go first. (Point to yourself.) Fire away.
Her: Haha. (Compliments you on clothes, sense of humor, etc.; or: She gives you the "oh come on" face.)
You: Just kidding. (If not complimented.) Or: Actually, I came over here because you looked like (compliment or mini cold read).

14. Sleep with Jesus (Pnutt)

This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus? Like ok. It's the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. Would you have sex with him? Her: "Blah." If there's one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus! (Use it on the guy in a mixed set.) If there's one guy to be gay with, it's Jesus!

15. Smurf (SpeedProtege)

My friends and I are having a little friendly discussion, maybe you could give me your thoughts. Her: "Yeh???" What color does a Smurf turn in to if you choke them?? (They almost always say pink. I'd bust on them for not being creative and going the easy way. Once I got them laughing I move on to story telling.)

16. Song (Unknown)

You're in a club, and a song comes on by a guy all the chicks love. Justin Timberlake song comes on at the club:

You: So do you like Justin Timberlake?
HB: Yes!
You: Yeah he's sexy ah? You know many girls have told me that I look like Justin Timberlake?
HB: Yeah! Whatever!?! (giggling)
You: You know this is true... Probably explains why you find me so sexy.
HB: (Giggles and lightly punchs your arm.)
You: That's right. Just relax and enjoy the experience. It's not every day you get to hang out with a guy who has the looks of a superstar.

17. Spells (Mystery)

Do you think spells work? Her: "Blah." The reason I'm asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He wasn't interested in her sexually, because she wasn't really his type. Her: "Sure." No, really! (Touch her arm or waist.) Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing is, he can't stop thinking of her. Do you think it's the spell or just psychological?

18. Tattoo (Unknown)

Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo? Here's the deal…my nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriend's name tattooed on her shoulder. Her: "No, no don't let her do it." See that's the problem she's really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know its mistake?

19. Technical Challenge (kmac)

You: (With a little energy) Excuse me, did you watch Nickelodeon when you were younger ... ever?
HB: (Sometimes with WTF look) Uh ... yeah.
You: There was a show where the people hit a buzzer and they could either answer the question, or "take the technial challenge." ... Do you know the name of the show?

Anchor: I heard "technical challenge" today, and I couldn't remember the name.

20. Ten Second Number Closes (Bishop)

Club or Bar: Walk right up to the women and say, "Great energy. I want you ladies at my party (tomorrow/next week/whenever it is)." Then take out your cell phone and ask, "Which one of you should I contact to give the directions?"

Fashion: "Nice fashion selection. I want you with me the next time I go clothes shopping." Then take out your phone and ask if she's in the same area code as you. Once you have the area code, say in an expectant tone, "Okay, what's the number?" Or if it's 2 or more women, "Which of you loves shopping the most, so I know which one to contact? Or would you both like to join me?"

Mall Fashion: "Nice fashion selection. I have to get going, or else I would have had you help me with some clothing selections. But I definitely want you with me the next time." Then just take out your cell and get her number.

Mall Carry: Walk up to the woman, extend your hand as you casually say, "Hey, I like the way you carry yourself, and you seem like you might be interesting." Make sure to give a firm, confident handshake. Oh, and unless she's in a bad mood or focused on something with intensity, she WILL, out of habit, shake your hand. Then say, "But I need to get going, so let's exchange information and continue this later."

How: Look her in the eye as you're speaking these words and with the same relaxed voice tone as if you were giving her directions to someplace you've been to a dozen times before.

21. Tent (JustLou)

Would you date a guy that lived in a tent? ...What if it was a really cool tent?

22. Text Message Break-Up (Unknown)

Is it OK to break up with someone with a text message? (Make up a good back-story for this.)

23. Thug Lovin (Jlaix)

Hey guys. I'm doing a poll. Which is superior... which do the ladies prefer more... THUG LOVIN'? or... GANGSTA LOVIN'? Well, my girlfriend from work said gangsta because its more hard-core whereas thug lovin is more like a hobby. But my other girlfriend said gangsta would be disrespectful, like they'd pistol whip you and run a train on your ass, whereas thug lovin, the dude is hard, but when it comes to the ladies, he's smooth and sensitive... blah blah blah...